TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthewe
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
So you want to kill yourself? Because no one cares...
Everyone needs this on their blog Reblogging in hopes that someone, somewhere, reads this and changes their mind. Agreed. ^
You Keep On Inventing Shadows: I think Tumblrians... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Imagine just casually reading in public and you hear the cry of a fellow Tumblr user… You’d look up in hopefully, attempting to locate the cry of your brothers… Think you know who initiated the call… Stare at eachother and nod in socially awkward… I would so be down for this, just saying
Breaking News: White people are awkward
totally-relatable: But don’t worry, it can happen to anyone Just embrace the awkwardness
When one side of your headphones stop working.
That awkward moment when you fall in love with a...
My exact reaction to this: \
I used to play Skyrim
flyingscotsman: Until I took a vagina to the penis. I wish I had that option… =/