I'm a comedian attempting to prosper in a very competitive field. My mood fluctuates and I'll say that dictates what gets reblogged on a somewhat daily basis. No need to tell you what I like, you'll see it I promise you this. In the meantime drop a question and stimulate my mind. >: )

nawyougood:

[shaves pubes]

[dangalang looks 3x bigger]

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(Source: textfromdog)

j0ye:

j0ye:

i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit

update my dad is grounded

baronessvondengler:

Touché
what3v3rw3want:

500daysofbased:

God is real

Nailed it

what3v3rw3want:

500daysofbased:

God is real

Nailed it

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givemeinternet:

My Reaction When I notice my boss watching me pretend to work

givemeinternet:

My Reaction When I notice my boss watching me pretend to work

Doing what’s never been done before is intellectually seductive.

Neil DeGrasse Tyson (via whats-out-there)

this man is too horny for science

(via railroadsoftware)

carlymotherfuckinghaytack:

4gifs:

Seals are just aquatic dogs. [video]

this makes me happy

carlymotherfuckinghaytack:

4gifs:

Seals are just aquatic dogs. [video]

this makes me happy

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

doctorwinchesterin221b:

megustamemes:

And yet the guy in blue stripes is ready to fight with no fear in his eyes

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"Conceal don’t feel"

hoodpussy:

"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"

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(Source: stockphotomodel)

hood-house-wife:

chellzisyeezus:

vinebox:

When her nudes exceed your expectations

The other dude tho…

i’m deleting my blog